Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan

Uzbekistan: 6th June 2011 to 16th June 2011
Kazakhstan: 16th June 2011 to 18th June 2011

Total distance travelled: 10,040km
Total days travelled: 62

Uzbekistan is all about the silk road with old* mud brick and blue glazed tiled buildings scattered at the edges of the country, the centre being one massive great desert.  A semi interesting fact is that Uzbekistan is doubly landlocked ie it is surrounded by landlocked countries.  However, the country furthest from the sea is Kyrgyzstan (coming to that in the next post). It's also a very dry country, but that doesn't stop them growing vast amounts of cotton, a very thirsty crop, at the expense of the Aral Sea.

*rebuilt

Started off with a bit of a form filling day - multiple ones at the border when we put the wrong Kazakhstan as next country rather than Uzbekistan (we thought it was fairly obvious we were entering Uzbekistan!) and then more for our Kazakh visas which Jim then took off to Tashkent to get processed.

$50 in local currency.
Each note was worth about 50c and they had no larger ones
- took bloody forever to count them out to pay for stuff!
We started off in Khiva which is an amazing fairly intact walled city, but much like the rest of Uzbekistan heavily "restored" and you had to use your imagination a little as the place was stripped of people.  But it was really lovely and interesting and we were staying in a really nice medressa inside the walls.  And the food was good (always important!).

Relaxed dining

Mr Al-gorithm who wrote a book called Al-gebra


The Ark in Khiva

The Ark in Khiva

Scary dolls for sale, Khiva

Khiva

Weavers having their lunch

Khiva

City walls, Khiva

Unfinished minaret, Khiva

Our hotel in a medressa.
Would have been nice if there was a swimming pool in the middle....
Local transport
From Khiva we drove off across the Kyzylkum (red sand) desert to Bukhara, another staging post on the mighty silk road.  The town still has a lot of historical buildings, but is a lot less sterile and sanitised than Khiva.  We stayed just off the main square which featured a massive pool with a great restaurant alongside.  

The main square in Bukhara

Detail from a restored mosque

A less restored mosque/medressa

The tower here is surprisingly fairly original.
Even Ghengis Khan chose not to destroy it, but then the
Russians took a few chunks out of it at the turn of the century.

Bukhara

Mosque in Bukhara

Mosque in Bukhara

Yet another mosque in Bukhara, but this one was quite pretty with its wooden columns and paintings
The wise fool, Bukhara

Some of the girls and I visited a hammam which was an amazing old, semi underground and very hot bathhouse.  We were stripped of all our clothing and led into the hottest room where we were doused in water and left to sweat a while.  Skin scrubbing (so much dirt came off I changed colour!), honey and spice poultices, a wash, a massage and some green tea later (2 hours later) and we were reborn.  It was absolutely brilliant.

In the hammam
And from there it was on to Samarkand (with an unfortunate incident involving vomiting on the truck and the people in it (wisnae me!))  which was a much bigger, brighter, flashier city. 

We took the truck on a whistlestop tour of the sights (which were very impressive) and also got the bad news that Tibet is closed to foreigners at the moment (it being the 60th anniversary of "liberation" and it would be unfortunate if pesky foreigners were to see any demonstrations or the like) which meant that Nepal and India were also off the cards.  In place of this we would be spending longer in China and taking the truck all the way to Singapore (rather than ditching it in India and flying to SE Asia).

Registan square, Samarkand

Samarkand 
Registan square now

Registan square prior to restoration/rebuilding
Unrestored inside of Bibi Khanym mosque in Samarkand

Bibi Khanym mosque

Market in Samarkand

Largest bag of crisps ever

Feet for sale, Samarkand
Street of mausoleums, Samarkand

Street of mausoleums, Samarkand

Street of mausoleums, Samarkand

Street of mausoleums, Samarkand 

Modern cemetery with street of mausoleums in background, Samarkand

Random bird of prey just hanging out, Samarkand
To round off our trip to Uzbekistan we went off to Tashkent, possibly one of the dullest cities thus far, and, being done with culture for the moment, went to a water park for the day.


From there it was on to Kazakhstan for just three days, all driving, really just because it's just the way the old Russian road goes.  So, no time to don lime green mankinis and Borat moustaches, just a couple of nights of bushcamping (one beside a very busy railway line) and from there on to Kyrgyzstan.....

Not the most peaceful bushcamp in the world, Kazakhstan


And now for some pictures and videos of instruments for Dad.....

Khiva

(couldn't get the video to upload - check again later Dad)

Turkmenistan (oh holy crap I'm months behind!)


Turkmenistan: 1st June 2011 to 6th June 2011

Total distance travelled: 8,244km
Total days travelled: 50

Sadly, Turkmenistan did not improve following the rude awakening by the scary woman on the boat.  Possibly because I was most excited about visiting the place, it supposedly being a mini North Korea with its very own crazy ass (if slightly dead) leader who named himself Turkmenbashi (father of the Turkmens), built a lot of statues of himself, wrote a book that he decreed had equal status to the Koran etc.

The reality of the place was that it was all a bit sanitised and bland.  

We started off by driving through the desert in searing heat and camped (rather glamorously) at the side of a busy highway and then drove all the following day through some more desert, stopping to look at some new glossy mosques, all the way into Ashgabat, one of the strangest cities I've ever been to.

Mosque built in Mr Turkmenbashi's honour

The place is completely sanitised.  There were very few people on the streets, the buildings were mostly clad in white marble and a variety of hues of mirrored glass (classy) with gold touches here and there.  There's even a building in the shape of a book which we were pretty sure is a nod to Mr Turkmenbashi's tome. 

Sterile Ashgabat

There were also a bunch of parks and fountains everywhere, but all similarly deserted.  And the roads through town were lovely smooth multi laned highways which was nice, but there was very little traffic and I couldn't help but think it would be nice if they bothered to build some roads in the desert!


the man himself

AKA The Toilet Plunger


So we spent a day going round the various monuments and parks in town.  Sadly this did not include the rather fabulous statue Turkmenbashi built of himself where his golden statue rotated all day to face the sun, as the current powers that be have had it pulled down.


Big hat country


Turkmenistan really improved for me as we headed out into the desert again and off to some gas craters.  They were apparently created when the Soviets were drilling for natural gas and the ground collapsed.  The first crater we stopped at was filled with water (and rubbish) and the second with bubbling mud.


Campsite at sunset


But the best of the bunch was one we visited after dark, travelling in a 6 wheeled drive truck over the dunes (CJ and Jim just about died of excitement to get a go in it!) and to the amazing site of a massive hole in the ground full of flames.  Apparently when this crater collapsed, natural gas was seeping from the rocks so they decided to set fire to it and burn the gas off.  This was 40 years ago and it's still burning!


Big Russian 6 wheel drive truck


Mel, Lucy, Me and Aoife lit by the crater fire





Strange things:

  • fuel is really cheap - around 12p a litre which makes it cheaper than water.  It's even cheaper when you consider that Turkmens get a massive free fuel allowance each quarter.
  • no smoking in the street, but it's fine in bars/restaurants
  • apparently there's a curfew of 1130pm but we weren't out late enough (or brave enough!) to test it.  Apparently this rule has relaxed a little.

Fuel prices

Alternative transportation

Pretty little girl in traditional dress